Follow your dreams! Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill.

I'm a joke-aholoc; I love a good joke. My favorite people are those that make me laugh, whether with their actions or the fact that they can tell good jokes. I will admit, however, that I am not one of the best joke tellers; I can understand almost all jokes I get told but I can't reproduce them. (I'm also not good at snappy comebacks, but that's another story). So I rely on good ol' written copies to convey the whole story.

I am part of a mailing list, distributed daily by Aiken Drum, *a joke a day*. Many of these jokes are from that list; but a lot are from friends who forward me messages they get from their friends, who get the jokes from who knows where. I love all types of jokes, from just plain sick humor, to Top Ten lists, to stupid quotes, etc.

On this page, however, I am not displaying any sick humor. I'm certain there are other pages on the web that have those kinds of jokes, but I want this site to be family safe so there are no blond or dirty jokes (except those I might have overlooked). Some might be a little raunchier than others, but most are meant to either poke fun or just be funny. More will come as I find more fitting for my page. Enjoy!

Deep Thoughts Four letter words Poppins Hotel
Ways to be annoying A dating application Ode to Spellcheckers
Driver's Permit How times change A man's guide to Valentines day
Top Ten reasons God created Eve Jesus saves Suicide or Homicide?
Taglines (on another page) Breaking up is hard to do Letters to God
Things you learn after you hit 40 Trivia Impressions
Cute lil' fart Arkansas jokes Advice for the young bride

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